Rappin with Einstein & Hawkin'...

Just cool..

Got Talent

In Australia's got talent, Daren Jones' (video here) talent already won the judges' favor with his 3F's, fat, fifty and fretty..

Here's the first four fords to transport you from face palm to smiley.

Mine are: Peaceful, Patient, Loyal, Talented. Well, that's how I am seeing  my face.

How we see ourselves is a talent that the strong got. Face it.

Child Play

It's really refreshing to play with the kids.

Sweet 16

It is not what it seems to be..

                 "Not homeless. Have a job. Just saying Hello!"

Eat Math

I ate some Pie. And did my math assignment.

Wonder Drugs

This is really funny. I wonder what dose of drug they took. :-)

Dance your Butt Out

What else can you make me smile as pure as like this?

Shuffle

A Glitch

After an enthusiastic recommendation from my wife, I began listening to the audiobook version of Frank McCourt’s  Teacher Man.

“I love it, but his writing style is so disjointed,” I complained. “He refers to characters I don’t know and introduces them a half hour later.”

My wife was as confused as I was, but I soldiered on, disoriented by the jumpy story line. It wasn’t until the end of the book that my dilemma was explained—I had set the iPod to Shuffle.

source: www.rd.com

Consistency Defined

Cracking the character building acting explains how consistency is defined in their respective movies...


#2 Brad Pitt's Oral Fixation

#1 John Cusack is "It's raining, Man"

More crackiness

RIP Whitney Houston

She may be caught off guard, but her spirit: love for the music, lives on...

Pop legend Whitney Houston has died. Apparently, when the Grim Reaper arrived, the bodyguard wasn’t there.

Investigators confirmed Whitney Houston was found in the bathtub of her room at Beverly Hilton Hotel. In her final moments, she was probably singing in the shower.

ABS-CBN and GMA 7 will pay tribute to Whitney Houston… by not letting Anne Curtis and Maxene Magalona sing any of her songs.

On Day 16 of the Corona Impeachment Trial, the impeachment court paid tribute to Whitney Houston. Impeachment players performed songs popularized by the Grammy winning artist.

Sen. Frank Drilon with prosecutors as backup singers: “Count On Me”
Sen. Joker Arroyo with defense lawyers as backup: “Saving All My Love For You”
Guest performer ex-senator Kit Tatad and CJ Corona: “I Know Him So Well”
Cong. Niel Tupas: “How Will I Know”
Sen. Ed Angara and Sen. Loren Legarda: “I Believe in You and Me”
Sen. Chiz Escudero: “Where Do Broken Hearts Go?”
Retired Justice Serafin Cuevas: “Exhale (Shoop, Shoop)”
Sen. Bong Revilla: “So Emotional”
Sen. Juan Ponce Enrile: “One Moment in Time”
Sen. Manny Villar and Sen. Bongbong Marcos: “Didn’t We Almost Have It All”
Sen. Lito Lapid: “I Have Nothing”
Sen. Miriam Defensor-Santiago: “Queen of the Night”
Cong. Rudy Fariñas: “When You Believe”
Sen. Kiko Pangilinan and Sen. Segio Osmeña III with prosecutors as back up: “Run to You”
Sen. Ping Lacson: “I’m Every Woman”

Source: http://professionalheckler.com/

Age does not Matter

Whatever preservatives they have taken, they are still full of substance from Vitamin A to Zinc, not to forget laws and order....

Lighter Side

Q.Why do couples hold hands during weddings?

A.It is just a formality. Like "2 boxers", they shake hands before the fight begins.

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Pulis:Bakit mo inihagis ang bata sa bintana?

Yaya: Sinunod ko lang po ang utos ng amo ko.Sabi po ng amo ko, 'wala na tayong Pampers, i- Huggies mo na lang si baby.

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WFhat is the most impressive example of Tolerance?

Ah! Golden Wedding Anniversary!

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Applicants: 2 girls nag-aaply ng work. 1 matalino, 1 bobo

Matalino:Buti ka pa natanggap. Ano ba ginawa mo?

Bobo:Wala. Nung nag-fill up me ng form, nilagay ko sa Sex, sure.

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Teacher:Write Teacher: Write a short story in a few words discussing

Religion, Sexuality and Mystery.

Student wrote:"My God! I'm pregnant.I wonder who the father is?"

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Sensitive Child on his 1st day in school...

Mom to teacher - Very sensitive po ang anak ko. Kung kailangan nyo po parusahan, sampalin nyo na lang po ang katabi nya. Matatakot na 'yan!

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Love and Marriage Cycle

1-2 yrs : magkasalo sa plato

3-5 yrs : tig-isang plato

5-7 yrs : nagbabatuhan na ng plato

8-10 yrs : wala na silang plato

That is what we call PLATOnic love!

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Man: I want to divorce my wife. She hasn't spoken to me in 6 months.

Lawyer: Better think it over. Wives like that are very hard to

find!

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Do you know why bra makers measure cup size by "A B C D E F "?

A - almost gone

B - barelly noticeable

C - comfortable

D - damn good

E - exremely big and

F - Fake

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Learning French

City - ce vou

Drug - sha vou

Good bye - va vou

Bald - cal vou

Caught in the act - navo cou

Feathers - valahi vou

Not clear - mala vou

Cute - a cou

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Chalk

Amo : 'Day, ang chalk na ito para mamatay ang ipis.

Gamitin mo sa pader.

Maid : Opo, ati.

Next day ...Nagulat ang amo, nakasulat sa pader...

"Epes mamatay kayong lahat!"

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KATAPUSAN

Lumindol ng malakas noon ...Nagkagulo and lahat at nag-panic.Sumigaw ang isang lalake."Katapusan na! Katapusan na!"

Sumagot ang isa pang lalake..

"Tanga, a kinse pa lang."

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The Virus for taking a Bath

Values.com gives us a viral infection called laughter. It is contagious by simply baby taking a bath.